Confessions of a Horny Bunny

Yay!!... Is Christmas time... That time of year you have to smile to everybody, buy gifts to people you hate, and watch some horrible TV about smiling and buying gift to people you hate, but you should love...

It's that time of year when you receive a lot of socks and if you are lucky some money...

It's that time of year when is ok to be wasted in front of your parents and friends...

It's that time of year when is ok to go out in your pink bikini and try to score with your aunts friend... mmmm maybe that one not... But is Christmas Yay!!

I'm so happy about it I want to cry... Thank god for Vodka and aunts friends... Yay!!

No really, I don't like much about Christmas... And no... I don't have a crush on my aunts friend... In fact I don't even have an aunt... But I should... An she should have a hot friend so I could get drunk and try to score with her wile I'm on a pink bikini, pink with yellow dots... Sexy.

Tomorrow here officially starts the preparation of Christmas eve... A lot of praying and awful music, mostly singed by children... Like that pretty child of The Ring...



Anyway... I will try to enjoy wile it last... And if am really good, Santa will bring me an aunt with a hot friend or something cool... Like a cat... A drunk cat with a bikini.... Yay!!