Confessions of a Horny Bunny

Some years later I'm doing waaaaay better, I rock.

Get Your Cyborg Name

In a year I conquered dieing before than last year... Hooray! for the poor habits I took this year!!!



Now I shall go to cry.

Well yes.. I tried, I tried to get away from all the tests and thingies of the web... But I'm such an ass and decided that it is the way it has to be, sooo here I go:




77 and Viagra is a beautiful way of viewing my future.

I waked this morning with a sense of oddness that was intriguing... I had an estrange dream... A spiral hall from a castle and in the background sounded a Robbie Williams song that sounded pretty much like a Deep Forest song...

Hahahahahaha yup... I'm fucked up!!

Kisses

I've been thinking about this blog... It started like a place so I could write funny stuff, buy in the way I got lost and ended being a bust for my ego... most of my post are test that tells how I am and how cool I am... and well it is true but... I'm also fun so... crap.

It's hard to be me... hahahahaha... no, seriously, I should try to be more funny but the test are so damn fun!!!... so... crap.

So... mmmm... crap, nothing funny comes to mind, I'm sleepy... so just for this time imagine a monkey singing like Sinatra, "Ups I did it Again" wile he is rubbing in someone’s leg... like one of those little horny dogs... yeah that it... seems pretty funny for me.

Enjoy.

Seriously...



No. You're a freak. -.- You've probably never even
SEEN a spacetoaster. Why are you here anyway,
farthead?


Would you go willingly if evil space chickens wanted to abduct you into their spacetoaster and take you to Mars?
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So I stoled this list from one of the blogs I read (the who do you work for one) and seemed fun... hope you enjoy the ride.

XOXO

f i r s t s

First car: A very old Mercedes 190, which I saved from destruction, it now lives with my parents
First funeral (age): I think it was around when I was 7
First pets: A ninja
First piercing/tattoo: Well... it's a lion, but seen from far away because it could bite, so it looks more like a dot
First credit card: MasterCard, for everything else exist smiles

l a s t s

Last cigarette: Like ten minutes a go... but I think I'll light one right now
Last car ride: I try to don't ride anymore in cars
Last kiss: mmmmm just about now
Last good cry: 2003
Last movie seen: Der Untergang (Downfall) I saw it yesterday
Last beverage drank: A glass of water (no, no vodka today)
Last food consumed: Chocolate ice cream
Last crush: Miss Bunny (did I told you she is a total hottie?)
Last phone call: I think it was to my Aunt's cell
Last time showered: this morning
Last item bought: a pack of Kools
Last annoyance: My mom making fun of me
Last time wanting to die: 1994

f a s h i o n s t u f f

Where is your favorite place to shop? Covent Garden
Any tattoos or piercings? The one of the lion I told you before
What are you most scared of? Fall in love for Tom Cruise and become a Scientologist
What are you listening to right now? An old record from Salif Keita
Where do you want to get married? In Japan, and by a robot, so I can say "Domo origato, Mr. Roboto"
How many buddies are online right now? Even I am not connected, so who knows
What would you change about yourself? Nothing, I'm wonderful

h a v e y o u e v e r

Given anyone a bath? Yup... many times
Smoked? Yes, I'm doing it as a favor, don't you remember?
Bungee jumped? Nope, I do it free style
Made yourself throw up? Yup, in a drinking contest so I could win the bastard (and I did)
Skinny dipped? No, I'm reserving my self for my wedding in Japan
Ever been in love? Yup
Pictured your crush naked? I can't because my imagination can play tricks on me
Had sex in a pool/jacuzzi or any other sexual act? Yup, it was... watery
Lied? Of Curse my Horse
Fallen for your best friend? Nope, for the best friend of my best friend yes... I'm so sexy!
Been rejected? Nope... I'm hot and charming... also I'm a player who knows his game
Rejected someone? Nope, never had the need
Used someone? Never
Done something you regret? Yup

c u r r e n t

Clothes: jeans and a black long sleeve shirt, no shoes and commando
Music: music
Desktop picture: a photo of Mia Kirshner licking her knee (she is so hot and dreamy)

l a s t p e r s o n

You touched: Lady Bunny
Hugged: Lady Bunny
You imed: Work stuff
You kissed: Lady Bunny

a r e y o u

Understanding: Must of the time
Open-minded: Yup
Arrogant: You think?
Insecure: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... no
Interesting: Always
Hungry: Nope
Moody: I try not to
Hardworking: Yup
Organized: Yup
Healthy: Yup... I eat my carrots
Shy: Never
Attractive: As usual
Bored Easily: It depends
Angry: Nope
Sad: Nope
Happy: Yes
Hyper: No, I'm cool
trusting: Yes
talkative: When I have to

w h o d o y o u w a n n a

Kill: Tom Cruise (he annoys me)
Slap: Tom Cruise (did I tell you I find him annoying?)
Look like: Me
Sleep with: Every pretty girl in the planet
Talk to offline: My boss, about something about work

w h i c h i s b e t t e r

Coke or Pepsi: Both
Tall or short: Both

r a n d o m

In the morning I am: Sleeping
All you need is: Happiness
Love is: A complicated mixture of physics, biology and feelings
Last person you danced with: Lady Bunny
Last person you slept with: Lady Bunny
Worst question to ask me: Do you like your moccachino moccachined?
Worst statement: Drugs are ok
Who makes you laugh the most: George Carlin
Who makes you smile: People
Who gives you a funny feeling when you see them: Bongo the Clown
Who has a crush on you: A clients secretary, a friend and a waitress in the pub I usually go

n u m b e r

Of times I have had my heart broken: One
Of girls/guys you've kissed: Lost the count... You should never ever deny a kiss, also I'm european
Of continents I have lived in: 3
Of tight friends: 4
Of scars on body: After 30 I got bored and stop counting... but they are all very small

Well... Yes, I'm a lazy whore that has more important things (I wish) to do, than writhing in this blog full of joy.

So I'm sorry if you missed me, and if you cried in sorrow and all that stuff but you know... It's not you... it's me, I really want to still be friends, ok?

Anyway, Miss Bunny (the lady I told you about, that happens to be my girlfriend) has me hooked, she is so damn hot...And cooks like god!!!...My god, it's like heaven...

AND IS ALL MINE!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sorry...

So because I feel so terribly sorry with the gang that comes here from time to time, here's something so you can stop bitching me, and know me better:




Like always... lots of kisses

Is useless no matter how I try to post... Everything goes wrong... I tell you, Blogger is having an affair with Gmail.

Bastard

It has been proven... If you want to survive a Zombie attack you have to only think on yourself, forget about saving other bastards... an run... Very fast.

Hey... At least I would survive doing it, here is the probe:

Official Survivor

Congratulations! You scored 73%!

Whether through ferocity or quickness, you made it out. You made the right choice most of the time, but you probably screwed up somewhere. Nobody's perfect, at least you're alive.



My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 52% on survivalpoints

Link: The Zombie Scenario Survivor Test written by ci8db4uok on Ok Cupid

Blogger it's making fun of me... I'm trying to post and laughs at me with evil smile.... I think is banging Gmail.

Bastard.

Weeee for Me!!!!

I'm very proud of it!!!

A round of drinks on the house please!!


What Kind of Drunk Are You?
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Wow... Long time no see, so many days without writing even a letter... Me bad.

First of all, yes, I got out in Spring Break, and yes... I had a very loooong an fun party that lasted all the spring break... Lot of pretty girls, lots of vodka... And obviously lots of drunken pretty girls with vodka....

Then I came back and felt like being a lazy ass so I didn't wanted to write a bit, and since I came with a new girlfriend (you didn't see that coming did ya) I think I have more fun things to do... So sorry, hate the girlfriend, not the man.

Like always, lots of kisses an see you around.

I had just past around this test... It seems to be that I'm a bit of a drunk who likes the hard stuff... And YES I DO!!!... Specially vodka... So any way my score is this one... And yes I hoped to been better.... But still, I rock the house.


Bourbon

Congratulations! You're 127 proof, with specific scores in beer (60) ,
wine (66), and liquor (121).

Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the
bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey
or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle
your alcohol, and yourself at parties.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared
to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 43% on proof

You scored higher than 86% on beer index

You scored higher than 89% on wine index

You scored higher than 98% on liquor index

Link: The Alcohol Knowledge Test written by hoppersplit on Ok Cupid

Also... This Code sucks!!!

Well well well, the last couple of weeks I had make kind of crappy post here... And is because I some times find some kind of hard to make time to post something.. You know... I some times have a real life... And yes, that was meant to sound pompous.

Just kidding, lots of work at the office, and lots and lots of lovin' to me as well, that has kept me busy... Is the life of this horny bunny, that I have to put over my back... Sniff.

I want to congratulate me, as somebody told me the counter here marks more than 1000 souls had came around here and readied my things... If I could and if you were all female and pretty I would make you sweet sweet love to all of you... If you were all men I'll hug you and invite you to lots of beer... Ok ok, a big party for both sexes and blast the place out!!!.

I promise my self I Wouldn't cry, so... Sniff... Bastards... I love you all... Sniff!!

Keep it coming and think on pretty things!!

Kisses

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Bunny's Lurgy
Cause:	cursed Japanese video
Symptoms:	swearing, cloudy urine, mild elbow pain
Cure:	fresh air
Enter your name, for your own diagnosis:

The thing I'm going to tell today is kind of odd but interesting, at least for me it is, and is about the preconceptions about dreams and how you can interact with them.

Some of the things I'm about to describe are completely real, no joke in here, and maybe if they are known they will destroy a lot of preconceptions in this area, a hand full of theories in the area of psychoanalysis and REM behavior can be destroyed, but is real.

I always had odd dreams, is rare to me having a usual dream, the kind of dreams people usually have, that's why I know this stuff, most of the things I dream people say they can't happen, and not just normal people, well known researchers believe so.

So I want to bring 3 things I know that happen in my dreams, they are things that can be dreamed by anyone but the twist they have in my sleep are unusual as hell, at least I see it like that after reading a lot about it.

1. Dream about flying

Everyone at least once had dreamed about flying, they go way up in the sky and see the word from above, for this dream are to main theories about why it appear, one says that you dream about it because a over exposition of images and ideas about the possibilities of flying also for our fascination for flying animals and our urge to imitate them.

The other one says that it happens because or soul or subconscious after we go to sleep gets un attached from our bodies and can vague freely trough the world, because it doesn't have a body and is only a essence, then it can float.

Ok, that's seem interesting, but why when I dream something similar to flying I don't go the the sky but I stay floating very near to the ground?, why for me in my dreams is only a variation of the power of gravity instead of the real deal?

No idea.

2. Falling from great high

This a popular one too, the main thing told about this dream is that when you are about to hit the ground you wake up, the theory says that if by any chance you hit it, you could die... Well I can tell you, you don't.

This had been a recurrent dream for me, I fall, I fear the ground, I see how it ground gets near me in horrible speed and... I hit the floor with al the strength possible, the pain is horrible, specially in the nose, it feels exactly like a real hit would felt...

Is not possible to hit the ground in a dream fall... My ass.

3. Reading in a dream

This is the one, I believed this one like a bible since I studied psychology because the reason gived in the text book was so convincing that it had to be true, I believed that until last night, when it was shown to me it not a real fact.

The theory goes something like this, if you try to read something in a dream you couldn't, no matter how hard you try, because the act of reading is a rational action produced by a particular part of the brain not used in the dream process, dreaming is an irrational process, done in parts of the brain not related to the rational zone, so if by any chance you have a text near you in a dream you can't read it because the thing that make you read is off service, so dreaming you only mock the act of reading but not really read... buffff.

Well, that's bull shit, last night I had a dream that prove to me that was a lot of crap, I readied in a dream an it was crystal clear, I tucked a book, and read a paragraph of it completely, and also I read many signs of stores... So it is possible to read in a dream, how? I don't have any idea but is possible.

I waked deranged about it and tried to find the text I read I remembered part of the text like almost a photography,I'm still trying to find that same paragraph if it exist, I think it was from a text of Horatio, but I have to research some more.

Weird stuff don't you think?

Ok... You know I like to take Tests, so today isn't different...

Here is the result of this cute test I come across:


-Bad- You're the exact opposite of what any guy
wants or needs, unless he happens to need a
quick lay. You're cruel. You toy with people.
You're probably a bitch, and I don't think I'd
like you if I met you. Oh go screw a random
male already.


What Kind of Girlfriend Are You?
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Honey, How obviously you don't have any idea about how the male brain works... If I were a girl I'll be FUCKING HOT!!! and in the end, that's the only thing that matters.

The other day I was speaking with the boyfriend of my best friend, it's funny because we always laugh our ass off of almost every thing, even his girlfriend aka my friend.

Anyway he pass me this piece of wisdom about flirting, that has so much true in it that I have to share it too.

And it goes like this:

(Oh! by the way this advice is intended for men... But if applies to you go with it girl.)

1. If you are in a bar and suddenly a hot woman starts flirting with you, be careful, she is probably male.

2. If you are in a bar and two hot women start flirting with you, be careful, they probably are gona steal you.

3. If you are in a bar and 3 hot women start flirting with you, be careful, they probably are gona steal you and rape you, because the their woman is a man.

so there you go, simple as Sunday morning, this is specially true if you are an ugly guy that almost never in his life had been lucky.

Kisses.

You know what I really miss?... Action 80 TV shows, you know, like Knight Rider, Airwolf, Chips, Automan, Manimal, the Care Bears... Those were the shows... That was Quality entertainment, not like survivor or the bachelorete.

Don't get me wrong, I like that kind of shows, I'm not one of those lame ass who says he hates them and then Watch them, no... I Watch them and enjoy them, Is a guilty pleasure, especially American Idol...

But, those 80's shows were the stuff, that lack of reality, those ugly clothes, those silly effects... That was the stuff.

Now, if producers create a reality show that mixes, 80's leather jackets, a camaro with a dorky light in front, road police man and a panther... If they do that for me, boy... I could die as a happy viewer.

Oh oh oh... And with the music theme of Three's Company or the Thundercats!!!

Well I guess I have to survive with fear factor.




Yeah Baby!!!

You are way too happy. And for that I just don't
like you. Sorry.


What Happy Bunny Are You?
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Yay!!!

The last couple of weeks I been seeing a lot of commotion about some study that says that men like dumb women.

That study says that smart women have less chances to get married than stupid ones.

So it seems that men like Bimbos, a skinny woman, with huge breast and so stupid he can overrule her...

That's gona make me sick I tell you, how can it be?... Maybe I'm wrong but there is nothing more annoying than that, I like smart women, I like having an Intelligent chat with them, I don't want a stupid moron giggling for nothing and saying something like:

"...Giggle... I don't have a idea about what you are saying... Giggle... What's a book?... Giggle..."

Thinking about it gives me the shivers, women please make a favor to us, the really stupid men and be as smart as you can... Don't take bullshit like this and be as great as you always been.

It has been proven that the brain is the most erotic member in our body so don't be stupid to have somebody with you, If he is with you because you can't think... He is not worthy I tell you.

Giggle...

XOXO

So be careful.... I could spill my drink all over you.

You have a mysterious kiss. Your partner never
knows what you're going to come up with next;
this creates great excitement and arousal never
knowing what to expect. And it's sure to end
in a kiss as great as your mystery.

What kind of kiss are you?
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Also, that I take tests with horrible pictures.... This one seems to be from a bad movie from the 80's... Isn't that Van Damme with a bad haircut?

A merry week since the last time I came around here...

I was too far from a computer (also not desiring it) because I had a field trip...Well not entirely but... mmmm... Well was work stuff you know.

My boss called me to his office last Monday... He needed me to go in search of locations for some ad, I had to go because I had the idea and because I was the chosen one...

So, the film director, the art director and I, were going in search of some beach to shoot our ad... And you know, there are not so many beaches warm enough to do things this time of year so, we had to go to the south... So, like 3 giggling teenagers preparing a sleep over we started to prepare our "work trip"... And after a lot of thinking (yeah sure why not) We choosed or destination, some paradisical beach in Mexico.

We went there, find some guides to our quest, lots of tequila, music and girls... (well no, our guides were female an cute so... No need for more... Or not?).

So story come short, I had a week of parting at Mexico beaches enjoying my ass off with all cost paid.

Yup... My boss is a terrible man... Bastard he he he.

Wow... I have a horrendous headache, I feel like my head is splitting in half... Boy... This hurts a lot.

Anyway, I had just taken this test... And boy... I'm starting to feel worried... I'm a hottie but perhaps the world see me wrong...
Damn the World!! Is neat to take care of your self!!... I also love my Gucci shoes.

What??? SpongeBob SquarePants Gay!!! That's impossible... Who can it be?... Have you not see him!!!... His pure testosterone... You have to see the facts.

First of al you have to be true to the fact that him is very very nerdy, so because his nature is like this... He is very shy to show his desires to the opposite sex... He doesn't understand how the interaction works, so he hides his feelings... And lives with his hidden crush... Or crushes; you don't believe me?... I'll show you his 3 main crushes along his life.... Or at least the ones I can see:



1. Sandy Cheeks: The teenager hope
· They hang out all the time together
· He is constantly wrestling with her, just for a little of physical contact from her.
· He is always trying to show her that he is a REAL MAN
· She is Texan and dresses a Space Suit... And that's HOT, also Kinky.



2. Pearl Krabs: The dark desire of SpongeBob
· She is a total Lolita... Lots of men likes lolitas.
· She is an overdeveloped teenager ( that size is not normal for her age)
· She the popular girl who is nice to the nerdy boy.
· She is a Cheerleader... So another fixation of SpongeBob, and also Kinky.



3. Poppy Puff: The lustful Dream
· No mater what he says nobody without intention looses a course that many times.
· He just wishes to hear one day that invitation to "do it" on her desk and make the wild bubbles.
· He is constantly trying to please her.
· She is his Teacher... So it's also very Kinky.

As you can see... He can not be gay even if he tries, because his irrational actions shows that he is straight, nerdy and kinky, but straight.

I meet a lady... She made me nervous, she put me in and gave me breakfast....

Mmmm sometimes I feel this song comes to be part of the soundtrack of my life... At least this part, and I'm sure it's not because my astonishing good looks... I think maybe Is the accent....