Confessions of a Horny Bunny

What??? SpongeBob SquarePants Gay!!! That's impossible... Who can it be?... Have you not see him!!!... His pure testosterone... You have to see the facts.

First of al you have to be true to the fact that him is very very nerdy, so because his nature is like this... He is very shy to show his desires to the opposite sex... He doesn't understand how the interaction works, so he hides his feelings... And lives with his hidden crush... Or crushes; you don't believe me?... I'll show you his 3 main crushes along his life.... Or at least the ones I can see:



1. Sandy Cheeks: The teenager hope
· They hang out all the time together
· He is constantly wrestling with her, just for a little of physical contact from her.
· He is always trying to show her that he is a REAL MAN
· She is Texan and dresses a Space Suit... And that's HOT, also Kinky.



2. Pearl Krabs: The dark desire of SpongeBob
· She is a total Lolita... Lots of men likes lolitas.
· She is an overdeveloped teenager ( that size is not normal for her age)
· She the popular girl who is nice to the nerdy boy.
· She is a Cheerleader... So another fixation of SpongeBob, and also Kinky.



3. Poppy Puff: The lustful Dream
· No mater what he says nobody without intention looses a course that many times.
· He just wishes to hear one day that invitation to "do it" on her desk and make the wild bubbles.
· He is constantly trying to please her.
· She is his Teacher... So it's also very Kinky.

As you can see... He can not be gay even if he tries, because his irrational actions shows that he is straight, nerdy and kinky, but straight.